Me: my computer is lagging like an old man ._.
Cranerider: Maybe if you flirt with it, it'll get creepy and speed up?
Me: ... *flirts with laptop.*
Laptop: huurrr *stops lagging.*
Me: ........... it worked.
Me: *shower gets cold* hmm.. *turns shower knob 1.3/16th an inch*
Water: Oh.. you want me to warm up a little..? AHAHAHA!! *becomes molten lava*
Me: MOTHER OF HOLY BURNING SATAN WATER!!!! HFDUGHADS!!!
Why did I start laughing when I heard the first note to the ‘Lion King’ song just now? It’s on Disney right now. … Why did I laugh that hard?
My Deadpool obsession has increased tenfold. I'm...
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
oi !! FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ROLEPLAY.
i’ve made a character. I do very detailed, long, nicely written rolplays. I write up to 18+paragraphs (6-7 sentences) and normally enjoy the action-y stuff. the Tumblr account for my character is: http://mu-verlous.tumblr.com/ there is a (needing to be fixed) biography and basics. ROLEPLAY WITH ME?! I prefer 1x1 but can do Group (if possible?)
noxthesun: loldemort: I heard the first...
I sometimes wonder if anyone has a legit crush on...
totally-relatable: Then I remember what I look like…
the excitement when your school has edible lunch.
you know you're awesome when you and your friends...
trying not to laugh at your friend as they get...
because I am so easy to scare......
how me and my friends fail...
i hate being a perfectionist..
I take the fun out of doing even this.
How My Mother Types:
How I Type:
When Someone Comes Screaming in My Room.
People Say I Look Like This: How Can They Say That When I LITERALLY Look Like This:
I realized that in a HUGE majority of my posts.. they begin or end in: “MY FRIENDS.” Because they’re awesome and I’m Boring.
when my friends and i threaten other friends..
“we will get you for eating our cookie… “
every time i see a friend...
they hug me as if i died or something.
whenever i get icecream.
when someone just talks and talks and talks at the...
“SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!”
if Toby Turner looked at me like this... i'd die...
at the ending of every book i've ever read...
Why is it when I see asians on T.V.
they’re all cute like this: or like this: and i’m sitting here - also asian -like: “WHY CAN’T I BE THAT CUTE?!”
When My Friends Think I'm About to Beat Them Up...
He Knows Who He Is:
When I See You in Cali. I’m Doing This to You.
all of my friends are like:
“Youre such a pipsqueak, Jax.” and i’m just like:
when i'm sleeping and my parents turn on the...
“OH GOD!! WHY!! IT BUUURRRNS!!”
when i can act stupid with my friends..
I know they really love me. xD
when me and my friends go to the mall.
and they have on a butt-ton o’ make-up. “Dude, really? We’re just going to gamestop and maybe Forever 21.” Their Reaction: “A GIRL AIN’T NO GIRL WITHOUT HER MAKE-UP!” Me: “So you’re calling me a man…?”
that moment when i mess up on a drawing...
when i wake up in an odd place within my house
“How did i get here.. ?”
when my friends ask me:
I reply: “Absolutely Nothing.”
when my friends take away my sketchbook...
when my friends mess with me...
it’s something like this:
i'm the weird one out of my friends.