September 2012
25 posts
Me: my computer is lagging like an old man ._.
Cranerider: Maybe if you flirt with it, it'll get creepy and speed up?
Me: ... *flirts with laptop.*
Laptop: huurrr *stops lagging.*
Me: ........... it worked.
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
Me: *shower gets cold* hmm.. *turns shower knob 1.3/16th an inch*
Water: Oh.. you want me to warm up a little..? AHAHAHA!! *becomes molten lava*
Me: MOTHER OF HOLY BURNING SATAN WATER!!!! HFDUGHADS!!!
Water: ~Troll~
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Why..
Why did I start laughing when I heard the first note to the ‘Lion King’ song just now? It’s on Disney right now. … Why did I laugh that hard?
Sep 29th
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My Deadpool obsession has increased tenfold. I'm...
Sep 20th
Sep 20th
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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
Sep 14th
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oi !! FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ROLEPLAY.
i’ve made a character. I do very detailed, long, nicely written rolplays. I write up to 18+paragraphs (6-7 sentences) and normally enjoy the action-y stuff. the Tumblr account for my character is: http://mu-verlous.tumblr.com/ there is a (needing to be fixed) biography and basics. ROLEPLAY WITH ME?! I prefer 1x1 but can do Group (if possible?)
Sep 13th
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Listennoxthesun: loldemort: I heard the first...
Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 8th
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I sometimes wonder if anyone has a legit crush on...
totally-relatable: Then I remember what I look like…
Sep 8th
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the excitement when your school has edible lunch.
Sep 7th
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you know you're awesome when you and your friends...
Sep 7th
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trying not to laugh at your friend as they get...
Sep 7th
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because I am so easy to scare......
Sep 7th
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how me and my friends fail...
Sep 7th
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Sep 7th
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August 2012
11 posts
i hate being a perfectionist..
I take the fun out of doing even this.
Aug 5th
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How My Mother Types:
How I Type:
Aug 5th
When Someone Comes Screaming in My Room.
Aug 5th
Okay.
People Say I Look Like This: How Can They Say That When I LITERALLY Look Like This:
Aug 5th
You Know.
I realized that in a HUGE majority of my posts.. they begin or end in: “MY FRIENDS.” Because they’re awesome and I’m Boring.
Aug 5th
when my friends and i threaten other friends..
“we will get you for eating our cookie… “
Aug 5th
every time i see a friend...
they hug me as if i died or something.
Aug 5th
whenever i get icecream.
Aug 3rd
when someone just talks and talks and talks at the...
“SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!”
Aug 3rd
if Toby Turner looked at me like this... i'd die...
Aug 3rd
at the ending of every book i've ever read...
Aug 3rd
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July 2012
75 posts
Why is it when I see asians on T.V.
they’re all cute like this: or like this: and i’m sitting here - also asian -like: “WHY CAN’T I BE THAT CUTE?!”
Jul 25th
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When My Friends Think I'm About to Beat Them Up...
Jul 25th
He Knows Who He Is:
When I See You in Cali. I’m Doing This to You.
Jul 25th
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all of my friends are like:
“Youre such a pipsqueak, Jax.” and i’m just like:
Jul 25th
when i'm sleeping and my parents turn on the...
“OH GOD!! WHY!! IT BUUURRRNS!!”
Jul 25th
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when i can act stupid with my friends..
I know they really love me. xD
Jul 25th
when me and my friends go to the mall.
and they have on a butt-ton o’ make-up. “Dude, really? We’re just going to gamestop and maybe Forever 21.” Their Reaction: “A GIRL AIN’T NO GIRL WITHOUT HER MAKE-UP!” Me: “So you’re calling me a man…?”
Jul 18th
that moment when i mess up on a drawing...
Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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when i wake up in an odd place within my house
“How did i get here.. ?”
Jul 15th
when my friends ask me:
I reply: “Absolutely Nothing.”
Jul 15th
when my friends take away my sketchbook...
Jul 15th
when my friends mess with me...
it’s something like this:
Jul 15th
i'm the weird one out of my friends.
Jul 15th