- Me: my computer is lagging like an old man ._.
- Cranerider: Maybe if you flirt with it, it'll get creepy and speed up?
- Me: ... *flirts with laptop.*
- Laptop: huurrr *stops lagging.*
- Me: ........... it worked.
- Me: *shower gets cold* hmm.. *turns shower knob 1.3/16th an inch*
- Water: Oh.. you want me to warm up a little..? AHAHAHA!! *becomes molten lava*
- Me: MOTHER OF HOLY BURNING SATAN WATER!!!! HFDUGHADS!!!
- Water: ~Troll~
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