Dat Weird Person

Sep 29
  • Me: my computer is lagging like an old man ._.
  • Cranerider: Maybe if you flirt with it, it'll get creepy and speed up?
  • Me: ... *flirts with laptop.*
  • Laptop: huurrr *stops lagging.*
  • Me: ........... it worked.
Sep 29

that moment when you see a montage of you and your friends doing stupid stuff when you listen to a song.

Sep 29
  • Me: *shower gets cold* hmm.. *turns shower knob 1.3/16th an inch*
  • Water: Oh.. you want me to warm up a little..? AHAHAHA!! *becomes molten lava*
  • Me: MOTHER OF HOLY BURNING SATAN WATER!!!! HFDUGHADS!!!
  • Water: ~Troll~
Sep 29
Sep 29